Funny


  • Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tu Uski AESI KI TESI


Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho Jaye Tu Uski AISI KI TESI
Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mery Sath Hi Bike Par Bethy
Wo kisi Car K Sapne Sajae to uski AISI KI TESI
Mere kaan taraste hen uski awaz k liye,
Wo mera phone na uthae to uski AISI KI TESI
Aarzoo hy k wo mere ghar khana khae
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usko K.F.C hi nazar ae to uski AISI KI TESI
mai usko har waqt msg krta rehta hon DOSTO
Wo phir bhi lift na karae to uski AISI KI TESI
(M+S)...!!



  • AATA 570 Ka Mile Ya 200 Ka...!!!

Chinee 70 Ki Mile Ya 38 Main...!!!
Petrol 65 Ka Ho Ya 50 Ka...!!!
Hafte Main 1 Chuti Ho Ya 2...!!!
jamhoriat Ho Ya Dictatorship...!!!
Time ik Ghanta Aage Ho ya Peeche...!!!
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Balance Check Karne Pe Paise Charge Hon Ya Na Hon...!!!
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GHABRAYE GA NAHI....!!!
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is Banda_e_Nachiz Ke SmS
Pehle Bi Aate The
Ab Bi Aate rahen ge...!!!

I Liked the simplicity of this Line.

''A Friend Is like Blood, Though They r not Seen over skin, They come out when we are wounded''!

  • "Girls School Assembally ki dua "2012"

Lab-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Ban k Tmana Meri
Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri
IMPRESS Mujh Se Her 1 Larka Ho Jaye
Meri 1 Nazar Pe Dil Apna Wo Day Jaye
Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Mery Badan Ki Zeenat
Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Ha Husn Ki Zeenat
Ho Mera Kam School, colleges k boyz se frndship Karna
Her HASEEN Larky Ki ami Ki Izat Karna
Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
ISHQ Ki Jo Raah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujhko.


  • Pathan bike par beth k prado wale se: yar kabi bike dekha ha?

Prado wala:ja yar kaam kar
Pathan phir prado k barabar aya or bola:kabi bike dekha ha
Prado wala : pagal ha kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje 30 hazar ki bike se jala raha ha
Kuch dair bad bike giri pari ha or pathan kahin gira para ha
Prado wala:ye kya huwa.
Pathan:kbi bike dekha ha.
Prado wla tap k bola:han dkhi ha bol kya karon
Pthan:to yara btao is ka break kdhar hota hy :)